The X-mas Factor

So I come all the way to Scotland for a White Christmas, and the snow's in fricking Victoria?

I mean, what the frick?

We have frost on the ground, though, so it looks like snow. And I certainly cannot complain about the lovely presents I've been given, the hospitality we've been shown up here, and the massive amounts of food that keep being pushed in my direction!

Huzzah for Christmas. I'm off now to eat, play party games (I've complied my very own Christmas-themed quiz for the group) and watch the Christmas Doctor Who special on BBC One. Fantastic!