On the Nice List

One of my favourite things about Christmas is the annual "Santa-sleigh-tracking" story. Each year, Air Services Australia put out media releases and provide interviews to TV and radio stations about Santa's flight plan, forecast conditions, and the various tracking devices they have on Rudolf's red nose. It's always very cute.

This year, they've got a special Santa Claus feature on their website, with daily online games relating to various North Pole pre-Christmas activities. Apparently today is when St Nick does his final check of the "Naughty or Nice" list, and there's a section where you can enter your own moniker, and see whether Santa found out about that arrest for wilful exposure or not:

Obviously I'm safe.

But then I wondered - exactly how exacting are Santa's standards?

 

Hmmm.

But wait, there's more:

HOLY S**T, PEOPLE, SANTA IS A F***ING SITH. SOMEBODY CALL OBI-WAN KENOBI.

If you're bored, have a go. It's hours of Christmassy entertainment.