I Don't Understand Fashion

I know shop store mannequins are supposed to be oddly dressed. But surely this is insanity:

It looks like someone ate seven different types of gelati, then threw up in a clothes dryer.

The slogan of the new range is "Romance Was Born".

Romance was born? Where? In court jester's convention?

In other fashion news, I recently bought a great pair of dark blue denim jeans from Target. They were just $40.

I f***ing love Target.

Yesterday, I saw the same pair of jeans on special for $28. I contemplated getting a lighter wash. Then I thought "Stuff it. I'm a darkwash girl."

So now, I have two pairs of the exact same type of jeans. They fit well, improve the general appearance of my legs, and match all my tops.

This is why I suspect I will never be fashionable.