GC helps the Socceroos

So the Socceroos had a big of a bad start to the 2010 FIFA World Cup. Well, they lost 4-nil, which may as well be 50-nil, which may as well be they were transported back in time and forced to fight Napoleon and his massed Frenchie hordes solo at the Battle of the Pyramids wearing nothing but a tube top and armed only with roller blades.

Or something.

Anyway, the point is - never fear! Girl Clumsy is here! As a veteran of five, count them, FIVE Year 12 inter-school soccer matches, I am kindly donating my time and expertise to help the Aussie boys bring it home against Ghana this week.

 

Of course, I'm more than happy to accept lucrative coaching/sponsorship contracts should anybody out there require my inspirational motivational skills.